Saturday, May 29, 2010

Re-cap of SQUIRM's show on 5.22.10 - "Find Your Voice"

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 5/22, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set with the guest performer Silas Brown, and the return of Elle!
The improvised blues song was the "Thailand ~ Britney Spears ~ Cabbage/Nacho Blues" and scenes included: Cars and troublemakers ~ a back ground actor nervously awaits the arrival of Michael Bay ~ A mother tries to kill her own son for the insurance ~ Boy lady/ lady boy dancer in Thailand entertains the American tourists: dances Russian, Salsa-merengue (Dominican style) and Native American native dancing mating call ~ Don Paco the famous blind delivery man/chef he makes the best nachos with prawns, chili, cheese, more cheese, cole slaw, and salsa ~ a special bra-fitting with a magic mirror and a slip that makes you feel 20 pounds thinner ~ Cat Transaction Dancers prepare for Britney Spears concert ~ chevzaze, chevzaze
flevovich dancers get lectured by cigar chompin' rehearsal room manager
~ Agnes enjoys spaghetti and meatballs until she learns it was her mother's "specimen" that she was going to take to the doctor ~ Siamese twins and Siamese twins with creepy voices "Two of us! Two of us!" ~ Ese caught the blindness in the right eye gotta get out of South Central ~ Clint Eastwood (or is it?) helps depressed kid to find his voice ~ Paco's Tacos Nachos cause the senorita to be unable to oculate (yes, we made it a verb) but the whole scene gets busted up by the cigar chompin stage manager....
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What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show @ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE - Long Island City on Saturday, June 26 @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/

Monday, May 3, 2010

NEXT SQUIRM SHOW: MAY 22 @ 7PM


Re-cap of SQUIRM's show on 4.24.10

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 4/24, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set.
The improvised blues song was the "The Vermont – Derek Jeter – Pina Colada Blues" and even though 80% of the stage lights went out during the first minute of the show, we SQUIRMED on featuring scenes of: Jeanine (or Jeanette) can't see, doctor has found the cure in a little purple pill, Jeanine happens to be color blind (then the stage lights came back on!)~ People who come all the way from Vermont to see Derek Jeter’s nice buns and a Pina Colada vendor $12 each ~ A guy who couldn’t get out of a rut sadly let go from the Dairy Queen on the corner ~ A Smart Car on the way to Maine with a hitchhiker who asks if the car has “air pillows” ~ Commercial break from Smith’s Airbags – Call 1-800-Smith-Airbag ~ Margarita the Pina Colada vendor from Jankee Stadium upset because everyone just keeps asking her to “show her tits” Paco says, "I don't understand why this is a problem at the Jankee stadium, you show your tits all the time everywhere else, at the family parties, family reunions…..and even Grandpa’s funeral…. ~ Jeanine/Jeanette confuses Dr. Singer with Dr. Singh and is covered in tattoos. ~ another commercial break: "Has identity theft or identity mis-identification ever happened to you? Call us at 1-800-Smith Lawyers." ~ Jeanine/Jeanette eventually gets her sight back.
What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show @ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE - Long Island City on Saturday, May 22 @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/