PRE-THANKSGIVING SPECIAL SHOW 11/21 @ 5:00pm

SQUIRM Long-form improvised sketch comedy

Pre-Thanksgiving Special!
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 21ST @ 5:00PM
@ THE LIVING THEATRE
21 Clinton Street (between Houston & Stanton)

Directions: Buses: Houston Street Bus M21 or Avenue B Bus M9Subway: F train to "2nd Avenue" (exit front of train on 1st Ave; walk east along Houston) or F train to "Delancey Street"

Tickets are $10 - but get on SQUIRM’s guest list for a 50% discount on tickets!

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No drink minimum – but beverages are available for purchase at the show!
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BONUS - Tell us where this quote is from, and you will get 1 Comp ticket to the show!"It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey...so close to Thanksgivin'..."e-mail answers to: SQUIRMIMPROV@GMAIL.COM

SQUIRM ALERM: Next Show Sat 10/23 @ 6pm - FREE!

SQUIRM w/LOS WET NAPS Long-form improvised sketch comedy
SATURDAY, October 23 @ 6pm FREE!!! @ The Creek & The Cave
10-93 Jackson Avenue – Long Island City, NY 11101(7 to Vernon-Jackson / E/V to 23rd Ely / G to 21st St/Van Alst)**718.706.8783 www.squirmimprov.blogspot.com


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SQUIRM show re-cap 7.24.10 “Son of a witch!”

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 7/24, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. The improvised blues song was the “Mackinaw ~ Mel Gibson ~ Martini Blues" and scenes included: A phone call to break up with Debbie because she smelled like cheese ~ A streamer filled bar with a pulsating mutant olive on the floor that has a fit of rage ~ Moving Mom from Long Island to Oakland, on the back of the car ~ Restaurant workers with clean hands and dirty mouths – son of a mother father! ~ @ the Tard Park Playground, the arrival of the King of the Playground ~ A nursing home that only shows Mel Gibson movies on the 3D TV ~ Tard Jazz Trio ~ A strange visit from Father who hated cell phones in life but communicates from beyond through a cell phone “ You can talk to the dead with the iphone 4” ~ The hairy, pulsating olive has a fit of passion to the tune of Endless Love ~ Nurse at the Nursing Home breaks the news that the TV movie loop is now set to show only all Pauly Shore movies ~ Mom arrives in Oakland and changes her accent ~ The cleanest cooks in the world continue to wash hands instead of making burgers, when suddenly the Health Inspector shows up to check how clean their pores are…..son of a witch!
What will happen next? Be there for the next SQUIRM show: Saturday, August 28th - 7pm @ The Creek & The Cave - L.I. City - Free! SEE THE HILITES OF THE SHOW HERE:

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NEXT SQUIRM SHOW: SAT JULY 24TH 7PM @ THE CREEK...FREE!

SQUIRM show re-cap 6.26 - Please Be Quiet During the play-by-play

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 6/26, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set with the guest performers Silas Brown, Bill Berg, and Johnny Zito. The improvised blues song was the "Corpus Christi ~ Mike Tyson ~ Summer Rolls Blues" and scenes included: Eating Coconut Bananas in very hot Corpus Christi ~ Tickets to a Mike Tyson fight, luckily he hasn't fought or bitten a man's ear in 15 years, cut to Mike biting someone ~ The weight of the world on one man's shoulders ~ Billy Bob and Bobby Billy: get offa my ranch ~ Getting 'friendly' with a bull ~ Racial stereotypes on tv ~ gratuitous drinking/smoking/strip club scene ~ 333 baby (1/2 way to hell) ~ Surgery gone wrong ~Birthing of a baby during the World Cup ~ a crazy cabbie and crazy dispatcher ~ Working at a gas es-station fulfilling the American dream ~ "In a world with no television... people must learn to communicate with one another......"

What will happen next? Be there for the next SQUIRM show: Saturday, July 24th 7pm @ The Creek & The Cave - L.I. City - Free!

Re-cap of SQUIRM's show on 5.22.10 - "Find Your Voice"

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 5/22, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set with the guest performer Silas Brown, and the return of Elle!

The improvised blues song was the "Thailand ~ Britney Spears ~ Cabbage/Nacho Blues" and scenes included: Cars and troublemakers ~ a back ground actor nervously awaits the arrival of Michael Bay ~ A mother tries to kill her own son for the insurance ~ Boy lady/ lady boy dancer in Thailand entertains the American tourists: dances Russian, Salsa-merengue (Dominican style) and Native American native dancing mating call ~ Don Paco the famous blind delivery man/chef he makes the best nachos with prawns, chili, cheese, more cheese, cole slaw, and salsa ~ a special bra-fitting with a magic mirror and a slip that makes you feel 20 pounds thinner ~ Cat Transaction Dancers prepare for Britney Spears concert ~ chevzaze, chevzaze
flevovich dancers get lectured by cigar chompin' rehearsal room manager ~ Agnes enjoys spaghetti and meatballs until she learns it was her mother's "specimen" that she was going to take to the doctor ~ Siamese twins and Siamese twins with creepy voices "Two of us! Two of us!" ~ Ese caught the blindness in the right eye gotta get out of South Central ~ Clint Eastwood (or is it?) helps depressed kid to find his voice ~ Paco's Tacos Nachos cause the senorita to be unable to oculate (yes, we made it a verb) but the whole scene gets busted up by the cigar chompin stage manager....Special appearance by:

What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show @ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE - Long Island City on Saturday, June 26 @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/