SQUIRM show re-cap 7.24.10 “Son of a witch!”

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 7/24, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. The improvised blues song was the “Mackinaw ~ Mel Gibson ~ Martini Blues" and scenes included: A phone call to break up with Debbie because she smelled like cheese ~ A streamer filled bar with a pulsating mutant olive on the floor that has a fit of rage ~ Moving Mom from Long Island to Oakland, on the back of the car ~ Restaurant workers with clean hands and dirty mouths – son of a mother father! ~ @ the Tard Park Playground, the arrival of the King of the Playground ~ A nursing home that only shows Mel Gibson movies on the 3D TV ~ Tard Jazz Trio ~ A strange visit from Father who hated cell phones in life but communicates from beyond through a cell phone “ You can talk to the dead with the iphone 4” ~ The hairy, pulsating olive has a fit of passion to the tune of Endless Love ~ Nurse at the Nursing Home breaks the news that the TV movie loop is now set to show only all Pauly Shore movies ~ Mom arrives in Oakland and changes her accent ~ The cleanest cooks in the world continue to wash hands instead of making burgers, when suddenly the Health Inspector shows up to check how clean their pores are…..son of a witch!
What will happen next? Be there for the next SQUIRM show: Saturday, August 28th - 7pm @ The Creek & The Cave - L.I. City - Free! SEE THE HILITES OF THE SHOW HERE:

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SQUIRM show re-cap 6.26 - Please Be Quiet During the play-by-play

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 6/26, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set with the guest performers Silas Brown, Bill Berg, and Johnny Zito. The improvised blues song was the "Corpus Christi ~ Mike Tyson ~ Summer Rolls Blues" and scenes included: Eating Coconut Bananas in very hot Corpus Christi ~ Tickets to a Mike Tyson fight, luckily he hasn't fought or bitten a man's ear in 15 years, cut to Mike biting someone ~ The weight of the world on one man's shoulders ~ Billy Bob and Bobby Billy: get offa my ranch ~ Getting 'friendly' with a bull ~ Racial stereotypes on tv ~ gratuitous drinking/smoking/strip club scene ~ 333 baby (1/2 way to hell) ~ Surgery gone wrong ~Birthing of a baby during the World Cup ~ a crazy cabbie and crazy dispatcher ~ Working at a gas es-station fulfilling the American dream ~ "In a world with no television... people must learn to communicate with one another......"

What will happen next? Be there for the next SQUIRM show: Saturday, July 24th 7pm @ The Creek & The Cave - L.I. City - Free!

Re-cap of SQUIRM's show on 5.22.10 - "Find Your Voice"

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 5/22, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set with the guest performer Silas Brown, and the return of Elle!

The improvised blues song was the "Thailand ~ Britney Spears ~ Cabbage/Nacho Blues" and scenes included: Cars and troublemakers ~ a back ground actor nervously awaits the arrival of Michael Bay ~ A mother tries to kill her own son for the insurance ~ Boy lady/ lady boy dancer in Thailand entertains the American tourists: dances Russian, Salsa-merengue (Dominican style) and Native American native dancing mating call ~ Don Paco the famous blind delivery man/chef he makes the best nachos with prawns, chili, cheese, more cheese, cole slaw, and salsa ~ a special bra-fitting with a magic mirror and a slip that makes you feel 20 pounds thinner ~ Cat Transaction Dancers prepare for Britney Spears concert ~ chevzaze, chevzaze
flevovich dancers get lectured by cigar chompin' rehearsal room manager ~ Agnes enjoys spaghetti and meatballs until she learns it was her mother's "specimen" that she was going to take to the doctor ~ Siamese twins and Siamese twins with creepy voices "Two of us! Two of us!" ~ Ese caught the blindness in the right eye gotta get out of South Central ~ Clint Eastwood (or is it?) helps depressed kid to find his voice ~ Paco's Tacos Nachos cause the senorita to be unable to oculate (yes, we made it a verb) but the whole scene gets busted up by the cigar chompin stage manager....Special appearance by:

What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show @ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE - Long Island City on Saturday, June 26 @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/

NEXT SQUIRM SHOW: MAY 22 @ 7PM

Re-cap of SQUIRM's show on 4.24.10

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 4/24, 2010 @ The Creek & The Cave in Long Island City. We did a 30 minute set.
The improvised blues song was the "The Vermont – Derek Jeter – Pina Colada Blues" and even though 80% of the stage lights went out during the first minute of the show, we SQUIRMED on featuring scenes of: Jeanine (or Jeanette) can't see, doctor has found the cure in a little purple pill, Jeanine happens to be color blind (then the stage lights came back on!)~ People who come all the way from Vermont to see Derek Jeter’s nice buns and a Pina Colada vendor $12 each ~ A guy who couldn’t get out of a rut sadly let go from the Dairy Queen on the corner ~ A Smart Car on the way to Maine with a hitchhiker who asks if the car has “air pillows” ~ Commercial break from Smith’s Airbags – Call 1-800-Smith-Airbag ~ Margarita the Pina Colada vendor from Jankee Stadium upset because everyone just keeps asking her to “show her tits” Paco says, "I don't understand why this is a problem at the Jankee stadium, you show your tits all the time everywhere else, at the family parties, family reunions…..and even Grandpa’s funeral…. ~ Jeanine/Jeanette confuses Dr. Singer with Dr. Singh and is covered in tattoos. ~ another commercial break: "Has identity theft or identity mis-identification ever happened to you? Call us at 1-800-Smith Lawyers." ~ Jeanine/Jeanette eventually gets her sight back.

What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show @ THE CREEK AND THE CAVE - Long Island City on Saturday, May 22 @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/