Sunday, February 28, 2010

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 2/27, 2010 @ The Creek in Long Island City.
We did a 30 minute set.
The improvised blues song was the "The Aruba ~ Jennifer Aniston (on skis) ~ Tiramisu Blues" and featured scenes of A Father who wouldn't watch his daughter dance ~ A couple putting up a basketball net for their kid on Staten Island ~ Joy in my eye! ~ Jennifer Aniston at a ski lodge requesting that there be no John Mayer music in her room and no films with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie or Vince Vaughn available on the pay per view ~ The worst establishment on an American road trip: Maria Conchitas Little Hamburger Tiramisu Shack with terrible service and a cook who only knows how to make Cheeseburgers ~ a janitor who was verklempt and verstressed ~ a Divorce decision settled by a basketball shoot out ~ No Divorce for gay couples parade/protest with the Governor/Mayor of Portland ~ THE HAPPY DANCE song (and dance by Betsy) ~ Jesus with long hair who uses Pantene products, but being around Betsy, his heart exploded - and the reprise of the Happy Dance as the lights faded....

What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show at THE CREEK - Long Island City on Saturday, MARCH 20TH @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Alternate Subway Directions for Feb. 27th Show!

SQUIRM w/LOS WET NAPS
Long-form improvised sketch comedy
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 27th @ 7pm
FREE!!!
@ The Creek
10-93 Jackson Avenue – Long Island City, NY 11101
(7 to Vernon-Jackson / E/V to 23rd Ely / G to 21st St/Van Alst)**
718.706.8783
http://creeklic.com/event.php?id=1493

ALTERNATE DIRECTIONS:
THE 7 TRAIN IS RUNNING ON 2/27....
but you can also:
Take the E/V to 23rd/Ely and Walk to The Creek
or take the G Train shuttle bus from there to 21st/Van Alst - closer to the Creek
http://creeklic.com/directions/

Great food and drinks too -
have dinner/drinks before, during, or after the show!

Sunday, January 24, 2010

SQUIRM show of 1.23.10 RECAP

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 1/23, 2010 @ The Creek in Long Island City.We did a 30 minute set, and had guest performer Christopher Boerger.
The improvised blues song was the "The Northern Canada ~ Jennifer Aniston ~ Tiramisu Blues" and featured scenes of A giant pot of pasta that took two people to stir as we prepared for a party of 300 people, and a gigantic colander ~ Jose the Janitor putting in too much overtime when sweeping the floor ~ a trip to Mexico City and skipping in Rome ~ Mr. Smith the ‘child molester’ teacher who claims he ‘invented math’, used the word ‘primitive’, and kept staring out the door at Mrs. Smith in the the classroom across the hall ~ and some very interesting job interviews for AMC movie theatres which involved reverse nepotism (the manager kept firing his son) and revealed the level of dedication an AMC employee must have: to wear the red vest, get an AMC tattoo on their shoulder and be willing to not speak with their family for two weeks….one candidate claimed to have several degrees including chemistry and an MBA, yet was asked “Yes, but can you butter popcorn?"
What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show at THE CREEK - Long Island City on Saturday, February 27th @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/

Monday, December 28, 2009

SQUIRM's Show of 12.26.09 - RECAP

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 12/26 @ The Creek in Long Island City.
We did a 1 hour show, and had guest performer Johnny Zito (Los Wet Naps).

The improvised blues song was the "The Honolulu ~ Tiger Woods ~ Tiramisu Blues" and featured scenes of Betsy with many prosthetics visiting a retiring Psychic ~ a Live Ouija Board ~ The Dominican Tigre Woods golf star ~ a family that left their daughter and grandfather in the jungle ~ a guy who just wanted MORE MORE MORE ~ Mime Class Finals Exam ~ a 3-D movie that came alive and sucked in an audience member ~ a 3-D Newspaper with a hand that tried to steal your nose ~ a Surf Shop in Massachusetts ~ Happy Times Blues Club ~ featured songs included: "Havin' My Baby", "More, More, More (how do you like it?)", and "Don"t You Want Me Baby?" ~ and the comforting advice that "The worst is yet to come"... Also there was an encore scene of a Tiger Woods Children's Convention - where all the kids were claiming Tiger as their father What will happen next? Check out the next SQUIRM show at THE CREEK - Long Island City on Saturday, January 23rd @ 7pm - Free! http://www.creeklic.com/

Monday, December 21, 2009

Next SQUIRM Show Sat. 12/26 7pm @ THE CREEK (L.I.C.)

SQUIRM improv Last show of 2009!
Saturday 12/26 @ 7pm - FREE!
@ THE CREEK10-93 Jackson Avenue
Long Island City NY, 11101
7 to Vernon-Jackson/ G to 21st St
Great food and drinks too - if you want to have dinner before or after the show.



Monday, November 30, 2009

SQUIRM's show on 11.28.09 RECAP

SQUIRM's most recent show was Saturday, 11/28 @ The Creek in Long Island City.
We did a 1 hour show, and had guest performer Johnny Zito (Los Wet Naps).
The improvised blues song was the "Dominican Republic ~ Mariah Carey ~ Flan Blues" and featured scenes of No-Punch McCoy the boxer, a man from an undisclosed country searching for Mariah Carey, Lady Gaga and Pussycat Dolls, but found them bound and gagged in various locations, a woman vacationing in D.R. and a fast speaking bartender, a Latino Hamlet (Equal Opportunity Employment) trying to lose his accent, a Brother Sister act auditioning for a tv show performing the "macarena, flying cucaracha dance", a wrestler named Killer who double dated with some ladies from Connecticut - and a Talking pet rock - also namd Killer......


SQUIRM's next show will be at The Creek - L.I.C. on Saturday, 12/26 @ 7pm!



Monday, October 26, 2009

SQUIRM's show of 10/23 @ Up the Creek Improv Camp


SQUIRM performed at the UP THE CREEK IMPROV CAMP FESTIVAL
@ The CREEK in Long Island City on 10/23/09.
The improvised blues song was the "Cape Cod ~ Bruce Willis ~ Sausage pastrami Blues" and featured scenes of a mother/daughter obsessed with Macaroni and cheese - This dude Rocco doing keg stands - Bruce Willis and Shia LeBeouf shooting a film vs. a tired camera operator with a VERY heavy camera and an angry teamster - a very physical fish being caught off the coast of Cape Cod - "The snoring of the Lord" (it will move you) -Erik Estrada and Bruce Willis as Jesus and Pontus - and the black out line was "Thank God for elastic!"


our next show will be:
Saturday November 28th, 7pm @ The CREEK, L.I.C.
Be there for more SQUIRM!